I wanted to try and lose some weight,
I was tipping the scales at twelve stone eight,
Discovered a fat class not too far,
Just up the road in the Charlie Bar.
I went along and liked it fine,
And was assured a weight loss would be mine,
The Orange Route to me was sweet,
'Cause I'm 'no a die hard fan of meat.
I prefer my pasta, spuds and rice,
And Gwen's Cheesy scones are awfy nice,
Months later I'm at target weight,
And really am just feeling great!!!!